lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE
ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.